Excerpts from the college newspaper, let everyone get a feel of how fun US college life is:
Street Shoutouts(anonymous posts from readers to other ppl)
-Why do you fuck everyone and hide it? It's not normal. We're your friends. Just tell us. We don't care if you're a slut, slut.
-To a certain UA(student government) hotshot: I can't wait to see you naked. Can we do it in the pooper?
-Dear admissions people: please take my little brother, I'll give you a BJ.
-Dear admissions people: let hotter girls in, I'll give you a BJ.
-To sexy ex-DP columnist with lop-sided grin. Come over and say hi, I'll blow you away with more than just intellectual history.
-To the guy who wants to fuck me in the ass: No
-To my roommate: A job well done on crying while you masturbate under the sheets.
-To one of the many guys who has gotten with my roommate: thanks for barfing in my bathroom and using my toothbrush afterwards.
-To that mysterious fatty I woke up to on that sad, winter morning: I want my dignity back.

Why am I still fucking not part of the life?


leaving skool guoyandao at 9:30 AM [comment]

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